
We Used AI to Create the Perfect SEO Blog
Since ChatGPT came out there have been countless blogs about how to use chatbots to write or improve your writing. Whether it’s writing a blog from scratch or taking a painstakingly handcrafted work and using a chatbot to distribute keywords and aid SEO, countless blog posts have pondered the best method to implement AI into blogging workflows.
And they’ve all failed.
We have found the single greatest method to craft perfect SEO blogs with AI. And once you hear it, you’ll be mad you didn’t think of it first.
There’s an underutilized tool called Google Trends that allows you to look up search queries and see when their popularity peaked. They also allow you to see whatever the most popular searches are at any given moment.
One of the most difficult parts about blogging is striking while the iron’s hot. Writing a topical blog is difficult. With Google Trends, you can predict trends and also know what is popular on any given day. With this powerful knowledge you can use the most popular search queries of the day and mash them all together into the ultimate SEO blog.

We used a chatbot (Gemini 2.5 Pro, specifically) to write the most perfect SEO blog the world has ever known. First, we looked at Google Trends and found the 10 most popular search queries of the moment. We did cut out any unsavory, political, and NSFW topics. This is a family blog. Sorry? The keywords trending on November 13, 2025 were:
- Aaron Judge
- Wuthering Heights
- Purdue Basketball
- Divine
- Treyveon Henderson stats
- Taylor Swift
- Blue Origin
- Verizon Layoffs
- Starbucks Red Cup
- Black Ops 7
Please enjoy.
November 2025: The Week Pop Culture Peaked (and Crashed)
If you’re feeling a distinct sense of cultural whiplash this week, you aren't alone. Mid-November 2025 has officially arrived, bringing with it a bizarre cocktail of corporate heartbreak, digital escapism, and sports history. It is a week when we are simultaneously looking at the stars, staring at our screens, and waiting in line for coffee.
Here is your digest of the chaos.
The Corporate Highs and Lows
The mood in the business world is best described as "schizophrenic." On one hand, we have the festive dopamine hit of Starbucks Red Cup Day (November 13), where millions of us are currently queueing up for a reusable chalice of holiday cheer. On the other hand, the news cycle is dominated by the sobering reports of massive Verizon layoffs, with the telecom giant cutting 15,000 jobs in a major restructuring. It’s a jarring juxtaposition: we’re sipping Peppermint Mochas while reading about the shrinking job market.
Escaping Earth: Virtual and Physical
Perhaps that’s why everyone is looking for an exit. For the gamers, that exit is Black Ops 7. As is tradition, thousands of players are currently "migrating" their console regions to New Zealand to unlock the game a few hours early. If you aren't deploying virtually, you might be watching Blue Origin attempt to leave the planet for real. Their New Glenn rocket is scheduled to launch the ESCAPADE mission to Mars this week, a reminder that while things are messy down here, the Red Planet is waiting.
The Sports Highlight Reel
Distraction is also available via the sports world, which is having a banner week. Aaron Judge has just secured his third AL MVP award, cementing his legacy as one of the Yankees' all-time greats. Meanwhile, in the college ranks, Purdue Basketball is kicking off its 2025–26 campaign with sky-high expectations for Matt Painter’s squad.
And for the fantasy football managers sweating over their lineups, keep an eye on Treyveon Henderson stats. Now getting touches with the New England Patriots, his production has been a surprising bright spot in the 2025 NFL season, making him a must-start for the playoff push.
The Drama Department
Finally, the culture wars. Taylor Swift has dropped the trailer for "The End of an Era," a Disney+ documentary that promises to close the book on her massive tour, sending Swifties into a predictable frenzy. But the real aesthetic shocker is the trailer for Emerald Fennell’s "Wuthering Heights." Starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi, the film looks less like a stuffy period piece and more like a gothic fever dream.
Critics are already noting the film's "camp" sensibilities, drawing comparisons to the legendary drag icon Divine. It’s bold, it’s loud, and it’s precisely the kind of over-the-top drama we need to cap off a week that feels a little too real.
And there you have it: the world’s most perfect SEO blog. No notes.
Okay, there are obviously some notes. For starters, we acknowledge the difficulty, or perhaps impossibility of the ask. It typically isn’t recommended that you try to write a blog about 10 wildly different topics at once. Casting that wide of a net is not a particularly good keyword strategy. It’s usually best to keep it to two or three target keywords that are at least somewhat related.
With such a wide variety of keywords to tackle, it makes sense that it would divide it into the different subheadings with the most similar keywords being lumped together. The original prompt after all was pretty vague. It read, “Please write a coherent blog post that is optimized for the following keywords,” followed of course by our list of keywords. In that sense, the chatbot did its job. We were hoping for more of a cohesive narrative, which weaves these keywords together into a story.
With a little coaxing, we were able to get it a lot closer. It took a few different prompt tweaks, including insisting on not dividing the keywords up by topics and separating them with subheadings but we got to this:
This Is the Modern World, We're Just Scrolling Through It
I'm sitting here holding a Starbucks Red Cup I stood in line for 20 minutes to get, and I’ve never felt more disconnected from my life. Today, November 13, is a weird one. This cup is supposed to be festive, a signal that the holidays are here, but my social feed is an absolute fever dream of cultural and economic whiplash. My morning started with a headline about the massive Verizon layoffs, a story of 15,000 people having their lives upended, which I read while scrolling past a dozen photos of people cheering with their free holiday cups. The dissonance is staggering.
I tried to escape the real-world dread by diving into my digital one. My friends are all blowing up the group chat, coordinating their "New Zealand" trick to play Black Ops 7 a few hours early. The hype is real, a total global takeover. I'm more focused on a different kind of digital victory: my fantasy football league. I'm in first place almost single-handedly because I picked up the Patriots' rookie running back and checked the Treyveon Henderson stats from his breakout game last Sunday (147 yards! Two TDs!) has given me more serotonin than anything else this week. He's starting tonight, and my entire season rests on his shoulders. While his game is on, I'll be keeping an eye on the Purdue Basketball opener, trying to decide if my preseason bet on them is genius or a total bust.
The sports world is just one tab in my browser. The other one is pure, uncut pop culture. Taylor Swift just dropped the trailer for her "End of an Era" docuseries, and it already feels like a global holiday. Then, in the very next swipe, I’m watching the trailer for the new "Wuthering Heights." It’s not the polite, windswept-moors drama I read in high school; it looks sweaty, chaotic, and unhinged, with critics saying Margot Robbie is channeling the filth-glam energy of the original counterculture icon, Divine. I'm not sure the world is ready, but I am absolutely here for it.
Maybe all this chaos is why I felt a strange sense of peace watching the Blue Origin launch today. The New Glenn rocket, carrying a mission to Mars, just… left. It was a clean, quiet, powerful exit from all of this noise. While we’re all down here processing this madness, that craft is on its way to another planet. And as my day winds down, the final alert pops up: Aaron Judge has officially won his third AL MVP award. It feels like a fitting, almost traditional, cap on a day that was anything but. We live in a world of red cups, layoffs, Mars missions, and high-art madness, all before dinner. And tomorrow, we'll get up and scroll through it all over again.
This is obviously in more of a story format than a typical blog, but it did deliver gems like, “The dissonance is staggering,” and “checking the Treyveon Henderson stats from his breakout game last Sunday (147 yards! Two TDs!) has given me more serotonin than anything else this week.”
As fun as this was, this wasn’t really the type of blog post you’d see on a corporate website, and 10 target keywords is obviously too many. What was the point of this little thought experiment?
This is a demonstration of how AI chatbots can find ways to sprinkle words throughout a blog, even if at the outset it feels like the words don’t belong. By focusing on a select few keywords that relate to similar subjects, AI can be a powerful tool for improving the SEO of your blogs.
By prompting a chatbot to write a blog optimized for keywords or by taking an existing blog and using a chatbot to sprinkle keywords throughout, you can spend less time working keywords into sentences. You can focus on the broader points you want to make and let the AI worry about the minute details. And by using a tool like Google Trends to anticipate which keywords will be most searched at certain times of the year or just see what’s currently trending, you can quickly produce topical blogs.
And remember to always review and edit. AI needs help writing. Always.
Want to learn more ways to incorporate AI into your content strategy or how to choose your target keywords? Schedule a meeting and we can discuss our strategies for writing SEO blogs. We promise it doesn’t involve writing the target keyword numerous times at the end of the blog to try to trick the search algorithm.
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